instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
Are you a U.S. senator?
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
you’ve never met a british boy have you
oi m8 i fink ur fine as tits
thaats more like it.
i wanna be pinned up against a wall
not exactly what I had in mind
I wanna be able to cuddle with somebody and watch movies under blankets and eat junk food and tell them I love you without any hesitation